May 2013
geeksotospeak:
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
attentio-n:
wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
fistfulloffourleafclovers:
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
cartoon-motion-life:
I think i popped an ovary during that sneeze.
itsvondell:
i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold
i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals
demolitionfrerardist:
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
pkmntrainermadoka:
when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
isabelfeye:
Anxiety isn’t a fashion statement it’s a miserable disorder with actual real uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love so stop making it “trendy”
dampsandwich:
how gross would it be if girls pooped
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
svveetlemonade:
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
aquus:
yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
shattystrashstache:
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
April 2013
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
jenniferlawrenceismyspiritanimal:
having to refer to actors by character names for your family
“oh Jennifer lawr-” “who?” “katniss.”
tentacrab:
“did you get enough sleep?”
chillaxemurderer:
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
