99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
(via lost-in-the-moonlight-)
wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
(via cayw00d)
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
(Source: fistfuloffourleafclovers, via elliestonem)
i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold
i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
(Source: gerardthegay, via miracleshappen12)
